You better be opening a bag of Fritos MCGYVER!!

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:23:50 GMT

Hey guys, i am sitting in some strangers driveway, and i have no internet at my apartment here in NC....we aare getting in a couple weeks, but please call me, i am so bored....704-701-7373.....If i dont answer, i am at work, i have two jobs, but please, call me, voicemail me, text me, i will call you back!

Kevin

FINALLY!!!

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:47:08 GMT

I am finally in concord...ready to spend the rest of my life in this place, i like thus far!

Cause I'm Leaving On A.....Car

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:38:18 GMT

Okay, tee minus 62 hours 22 mins, i will be on my way to NC!!! HELLZ YEAH!!

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:02:07 GMT

OMG i am so fuckin excited.....5 more days until i am north carolina bound!!! YAY!!!

MOVING!!

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:25:03 GMT

2 weeks, until i move, i am so damn excited!! Yee---mother-f'n-haww!!! Ya'll have no idea how excited i am....

Sat, 27 May 2006 00:27:59 GMT

Yup, so its official, june 15th, moving to NC....YEE HAAAAWWW!!!!!

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:49:28 GMT

Yeah i know, i have not updated that much, just to say all is well abe and i will be together 2 months on may 4th, i have two jobs, i hate them both, i am gettin an apartment in less than a month, and my uncle died last night, went to work today (couldnt call off, i have no phone and no long distance at home) and the girl that i work with was going to take my shift (trade me, she was there til 2, i was there til 6) so i could go spend time with la familia and she decided to quit and walk out mid lunch shift today, it was wonderful! anywho, that will be about it, miss and love ya'll!!

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:14:06 GMT

Just lettin ya all know i updated my myspace page, so if you have me on there, then check it out,even some pics from the party, as well as it looks better check it out. If you have me, look, if not, add me

later kids
kevin patrick

Happy Single Awareness Day

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:23:26 GMT

SO!! How nice was it that Adam and I decided that since we are so busy and we havent been able to see each other in about a month, and its going to be about 2 months since we can, that we decided to tell each other, lets do the friend thing for now and then if we are still into each other come May, we go for it.....the day before V-day? I just realized thats one big run on sentence.....

Anywho, in old news, my job sucks, i hate it at home, and i want to runaway to huntington again, and i have no $$. So no, nothing is new.

Love you all

Missin muh girls!
Kevin

p.s. HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY!!!!

Sad, But These Are Really The Reasons Why:

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:59:10 GMT

10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

(one of the saddest parts about our society is that, these arguments, before the humourous common sense, are the real reasons why people can't accept gay marriages.)

Repost this if you believe gay marriages should be legal.

I've Been Hibernating

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:47:30 GMT

Okay...so I know that I have not been online for a while! I've been busy. A Kamikazee deer jumped off the side of the hill and landed on my car and caused $2,600 worth of damage. My dad and I almost got into a physical fight over EVERYTHING and Anything! solely because my mother and him are 1. Goin through a mid-life crisis and 2. Neither one of them are getting laid. I'm bought to buy a berry white CD and a porn and let them go at it. Seriously, i am about to start going "serial killer" on my family. My sister moved in with this girl named Natasha Holley about a month ago....or as i call her Trasha, the girl is a whore, and my sister comes here or calls me everyday just to tell me how she cant wait to move in with her friend Jess cause she can not stand Tosha anymore. And my only advice is, if you dont like, then why then did you move out of the house and in with her....wtf people? Then my lil brother...that lil shit is still getting away with murder here. And is it so sad that i picked up the greentab the day before christmas and started searching for apartments in moundsville? LOL!! And I have found 2, i just need a roomie!

1. 2 bedroom house with huge yard $400.00 a month
2. 2 BR Garage Apartment $350.00 a month

I just need a roomie and I am gone, so if i have any takers. You can reach me by phone,email, or IM. Just please god, someone know somebody that needs a roomie in moundsville. And yes jeannemarie, courtney, and emily...you all are gettin a fucking key when i move, and for this time, its for real real, just have to get a roomie first. Anywho, i gotta jump off of here and get a shower and get ready for work, i fuckin hate this place.

later, leave one

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 00:45:24 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole marshallboy2005's purse (30 points). Last week I gave _emmybug a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I stole drama_and_drool's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-691 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
drkb4dwn

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:31:16 GMT

okay so not only did ryan and i have a big ass fight this morning at like 2am which resulted in me driving to weirton, but a deer decided that he should commit suicide on my windshield...nuff said i am tired and going to bed and i need to figure out how i am going to get to work for the next week or so!

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:47:15 GMT

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. Carrie Underwood - THE ENTIRE FUCKING CD
2. Keith Anderson - XXL
3. Live - Overcome
4. Madonna - Hung Up
5. Live - I Alone
6. Anything Keith Urban
7. Anything Rascal Flatts

okay i cant remember any screen names so:
jeannemarie
emily
ashleigh
leanna
sherry
patrick

i think everyone else has already gotten this tag

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:01:09 GMT

Well since i have not updated in forever, i suppose that stealing this survey from Emily will just have to suffice until i get a long time to tell you everything, its about two months worth of shit!

Read it you know you want to:

What stickers do you have on your car, if any? nada

2) What posters do you have in your room? nada of those as well!

3) What do you hear right now? Tv informercial for something

4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? more water, i have cottenmouth

5) Does anything hurt on your body right now? my legs hurt, i have started running again

6) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? no, i could never be that mean

7) What’s your job position called? Charter CSR Escalation Desk

8) What size ring do you wear? I think an 9 or something, i have small man hands

9) Do you own a camera phone? yes, they are wonderful

10) What’s your bf/gf birthday? Single here

11) What was your elementary school’s mascot? Trojans, then in 6th grade they changed to the Blue Eagles guess they though trojans didn't promote abstinence
12) What’s your favorite bottled water? Dasani

13) What’s the next concert/show you’re going to and when? I have not been to my first

14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? Getting High, i know i was

15) What’s your favorite Starbucks drink? I Haven't been there in a while, so i cant remember

16) Do you exercise as much as you should? Not as much as i should, but i do exercise

17) Did you attend your High School prom? Not my junior prom, but I went to my senior prom.

18) Did you go to someone else’s prom? Nope

19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? Gave Ashley two chances

20) How many states have you lived in? 5

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:

[Something purple within 5 feet of you:] nada

[How long can you hold your breath underwater?] Not very long

[Favorite pocky flavor?] what the hell? i am going to go with emily on this one

[Your nails were last painted?] i think i painted them way back when, that explains alot does it not!

[The weirdest thing you’ve ever heated in the microwave?] a GI Joe

[How much Japanese do you know?]: Shi Shi Ni!

[Sparkly things?]: Looks around.....ohhhh!! :drooling:

[Ever crash a car, been in accidents?]: I've been in 4 accidents...ONE WAS MY FAULT

[Do you look good in yellow?]: No

[Do you sing?]: All the damn time

[Ever sang in front of a crowd?]: Yup, cpl times, lol

[Do you dance?]: Not Well

[Is your hair long enough to chew on?]: Nope

[Least favorite color?]: Clear, lol

[Favorite kind of pizza?]: Pepp, thin crust

[Ever had Dippin’ Dots?]: Splendid

[Ever played an instrument?]: Piano, Percussion, and Sax, plus trambone

[Favorite horror movie monster?]: not really a monster, but that creepy fuck from Saw, scares me

[Favorite literary monster?]: Frankenstein, read it!

[How many tickets do you have?]: I have had 2, one got dismisised

[Do you own your own car?]: Yes I do

[What kind of car is it?]: 2001 Ford Escort SE

[Do you want to get married?]: yeah, but if bush stays in office it wont happen

[At what age do you want to have kids?]: I do want kids, guess iw ill adopt

[How many kids?]: One

1. Do you like chinese food? Shits suck, but the food is wonderful!.

2. How big is your bed?: not very big

3. Is your room clean?: Yeah, I just cleaned it

4. Laptop or Desktop computer?: Laptop

5. Favorite comedian?: Stephen Lynch

6. Do you smoke?: yes

7. Does anyone like you?: I Wish, i kinda miss someone tho

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?: open surgery, nuff said

9. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?: Oral

10. Sleep with or without clothes on?: If I am home alone, nude, if anyone is here period, not nude

11. Who sleeps with you every night?: my body pillow

12. Do long distance relationships work?: for a lil while

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?: Twice

14. Pancakes or French Toast? not really a bfast person.

15. Do you like coffee? no

16. How do you like your eggs?hard boiled.

17. Do you believe in astrology? sometimes

18. Last person you talked to on the phone? Ryan

19. Last person on your missed call list? Matt

20. What was the last text message you received? "what are you doing"

21. McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds...

22. Number of pillows? 6

23. Last thing you ate?tuna salad sandwich

24. Last thing you bought? ta hee, msg me and ask i spent damn near 100$

25. What are you hearing right now? same informercial

26. Pick a lyric: Ohh Brrr Baby, I'm A Double XL

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? blackberry

28. Can you play pool? once again, not well

29. Do you know how to swim? yes

30. Favorite ice cream? i dont like ice cream that much

31. Do you like maps? lol I suppose they are useful

32. Tell me a random fact: On Sundays in WV, it is legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps. Another random fact: The term gentlemen used to mean a guy who would wrap a cloth around hsi hand before beating his wife.

33. Ever play spin the bottle? several times.....that game is just asking for everyone to get a form of herpes

34. Ever attend a theme party? Halloween Party does that count you had to dress in costume

35. Ever do a keg stand? yeah, but not as well as emily and jeanne marie, ta hee

36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking? three weekends ago, i woke up next ryans friend aaron in pittsburgh, we were both on the floor, ryan was in the bed, and his fried aaron was not wearing any pants, thank god i slept in jeans with my belt

Since there isn't a 37, I will make one:
37. How much do you love Emily Lanham? Oh I love her to pieces

38. What is the first music video you ever saw? the first i remember is michael jacksons - black or white

39. Pick a movie quote: Do It! Do the truffle shuffle

40. Favorite quote: I You're Worried about gay ppl marrying, then dont marry one!" - Whoopi Goldberg

41. What is your favorite Thirsty Thursday hangout? I hang out at work on thursdays..

42. Best friend's name? Teletech

43. How long have you known them?: 5 months, and i cant wait till i can leave them

44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?: prolly tonight

45. What time did you wake up this morning? 11am

46. Wake up next to anyone?: my invisible boyfriend

47. Best thing about winter?: snow

48. Name a couple of favorite colors: Green and Blue

49. How Old are you?: 20

50. What month is your birthday in?: July

51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?: All i can remember right here is Emily's fucking joke

52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one)?: Gravedigger

53. What did you do this weekend?: Got really fucked up

54. Who will take this survey?: its more like who WONT take this survey, i know courtney will for sure, if she has not already

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:36:44 GMT

okay first and foremost i am still alive!! anyway, not much really, i just work a whole lot. but its well worth is and def by the first of the month i am moving to moundsville (jeannemarie gets a copy of the key to runaway from home anytime) just to mostly get away from home myself and its closer to work, and frankly i think i can afford it, but if i move thats going to give me a lot more responsibility, but also i have to give up alot of stuff as well. cause i would have to wait like a month for the internet, i can survive without cable, but internet thats a whole nutter story! but anyway, i gotta jump off of here and get some stuff cleaned up and finished before i get ready for work, just wanted to let everyone know i was alive and i do read lj every other day or so, just never update!

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:37:46 GMT

Did anyone at all read my last entry, come on now? it was a good one, and it was for you EM BUG!!

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 22:15:29 GMT

ITS MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!!

I'm having a party tonight, my parents are out of town and at 12:01AM tonight, i will officially be 20!!!

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 19:29:42 GMT

Jeannemarie (13th), Me (17th), and Amber (20th)

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 04:26:04 GMT

alright, so i am back from my little venture, but i didn't take any pics to post and i dont have time to update about the trip, but i will do that later, night ya'll

Mon, 30 May 2005 20:02:11 GMT

Ok i dont have much time to update, because i have to go to work, however, last night was really fun! I went to the drive in with Courtney and Matt, and Courtney was going to meet some of her friends there. But eventually we had seven people in the truck and they all left, including Courtney, leave just me and matt there. I've only known the kid for a few hours. Good conversations were had, good memories, etc. Welp kids, i gotta jet, but i will talk to you all later!

xoxoxo
Kevin

Sun, 29 May 2005 18:47:00 GMT

Yes i know i spelled white ; wight in my last entry and no i am not going back to correct it!

Green Acres...

Sun, 29 May 2005 18:45:06 GMT

Alright, so i went to Courtney's farm yesterday. Okay first of all, Courtney's directions were good until she told me to turn right on #2 Ridge Road. Which was completely wrong. She swears that she said to go past that, but no, she said to turn right onto the damn road. And then it would be the first right. Well the first right is this lil rinky dinky POS, and i highly doubted that it was the farm house, let alone a farm. It looked like it was set on top of a lil 2x4 and called a house. Yeah, so i kept driving, only to find myself at the complete opposite end of #2 Ridge Road. (mind you before this adventure started i had to drive to Dallas Pike an hour from my house) Well then i call Courtney on lil brothers cell phone, cause mine is dead, and no longer in service; well in the middle of the confusing the hell out of me, the cell phone goes dead. So i come back to the top of the ridge and i decide i am going to give myself 20 more minutes to find this place, and then i am going home, fuck em all. Well, i head down another backroad, thats not it. And then i decide fuck it i am going home. And on my way to leave, i see a sign that says "Welcome to WV". I still wanna know where the PA sign is, cause Courtney says you come into PA. Well when i finally made it to the farm house she said there is no sign, you just know. i am from WV, how the hell would i know i am going into PA, if there is no sign for it! Well i apparently went past the farm house, because i didn't know it at the time, but Courtney went looking for me with her cousin, so her truck wa snot there, and i drove down this lil dirt road for like 2-3 minutes and find a farm, but courtneys truck wasn't there, so i didn't think it was it and kept on going.

Well, i called when i got to the top of the lil road, and her aunt said i was at the right place, just courtney had gone looking for me. Then to top it off, when i got back down to the farm, Courtney's brother greeted me with a dog, that decided that it was a good idea to jump on me after wollering around in the mud. So my wight t-shirt was covered with lil muddy paw prints, which was ok, cause i went inside and worked my knuckles to the bone to get it out. Then courtney came back to the house, i told her the next time i needed directions i was talking to her mother.

After jokes were poked and stories were told, we headed to Undo's to see dane DJ. That was entertaining, seeing as how he announced Courtney as we headed through the door. And that she was looking for a bootie call! HA HA HA!! Love him!

After an entertaining hour or so at Undo's we headed to Eat N Park. Because 1. Courtney had never been there and 2. I was flippin starving. So i decided to take the long way around, because obviously (insert sarcarsm here) i have been driving around St Clairsville my entire life and new that if you went down the hill from Undo's you would be at Eat N Park, and i never saw a road!! Anywho, after an enjoyable meal with Courtney and her brother who acts like he is 2 in public. We seperated and i came home at 2AM. All in all, it was a good night.

And i am supposed to find my way back to Echo Valley Farms, sometime today! YAY! I can't wait to get lost again, cause this time it will be daylight and not flippin dark, it took me 2.5 hours to get to the farm, it should have only taken me 1.5 max!

Well if you are confused by my sparacticness as i am, dont worry, i will explain better another time, but i am about to dine out, later cats!

Prrrrrttaaaayyy!!

Wed, 18 May 2005 09:04:54 GMT

Anywho, last night was a freakin blast. It is now Wednesday morning at 4:56 in the AM. So yesterday i went to courtney's only to drive like 10 more miles north after going back to moundsville to pick up some kid named Patterson. So on the way up there, i remembered i was supposed to learn how to play Toby Keith's - Should've Been A Cowboy for Dane and Seevo. But i forgot, oops my bad, so i am now listening to it to try to learn the words. So anyway we drove to Seevo's house and when we arrived some kid named Mikey was already trashed and playing the guitar, and that just made me burst out to my car and bring my baby out to play along. We were all playing our little songs that we know trying to out do each other, and when Mikey went outside for the final time that night (reason being it was the final time, was because he spent the next three hours hanging over the side of the porch) Seevo, Dane, and i all just started jamming together, it was quite fun and i must admit i had a pretty damn good time.

Well, Courtney and every single girl ended up dominating the guys in flip cup that was playing. And Courtney finished off to bottles of Captain Morgan, and i had to stop drinking after my 6th beer because i had to drive home and if i would have not, it would have been really fun trying to drive home at 3AM like i did. I didn't get home until almost 4 because Courtney got really trashed and she was making a sacrafice to the porcelain god at one point of the night. And i suppose Patterson was staying with Courtney so that we made sure we got her ass to bed and kept her there, the poor girl has to get up at 8:30 to take her grandmother to the doctor at 9:45. So we will see how she feels here in a few hours. Cause you know after she gets back she will get on AIM and on Livejournal. But like i said over all it was a good night. Oh yeah almost forgot, i almost pissed myself when the cops pulled up to me and Dane, cause we were out at his car playing guitar and singing, and the cop said we were disturbing the peace, true it was 2AM and were playing and singing really loud, but what do you expect from two drunk dumbasses? Really now, c'mon mr officer! LMAO!

And i can almost guarantee Courtney is going to ask me about 1,000 times what all did she do last night, and Courtney when you read this, i hope i remember them, because i am not allowed to put on here or you will kill me!
LOL

Well All its going on after 5AM and i have to get up in a couple hours to take the siblings to school, so i am off for now and maybe i will update again some more later!

Night Ya'll!

xoxo
Kevin

Mon, 16 May 2005 15:20:57 GMT

Wow my last update was May 4th, a little behind dont ya think? I know i should have alot to tell you about, but i am going to bet thatt this update is going to be really short. Especially since i am watching the puppies from hell.
Other than that, i am remodeling the den to make into my bedroom. And i am spending a hell of a lot of money on redoing this room. Like the doors to the den are Wooden, but in the middle of them they are french style crackled glass. So you can't see through them directly but the slits in the middle let you plainly see through them with no distortion. So i am debating whether to put new doors on. Take and put some sort of contact paper on them, or to get curtains for this side of the door. So that way, if and when people ever come to the house, i can leave the doors open and it just looks like an extra bedroom/den. Cause i am gettin this awesome ass sofa sleeper, which is what i wanted, so when people come over they can actually have a place to sit. It is only $299.00. And the bed itself does not come out of the couch like ordinary sofa sleepers. The Couch itself folds down and apart.

If you wanna see it:
http://www.vcf.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&productId=32277&parent_category_rn=0#

Its actually pretty nice, and cool looking.

Other than that, i am back to work at LJS. And i am going through the team leader training thing....AGAIN....cause apparently there is a new rule that if you are gone from the position for more than six months than you must recertify. And my manager said she would just certify me for the position cause i remember how to do everything. NO, the regional coaching manager decided to be a dick and is going to train me himself, so its going to take atleast the full two months to get recertified, and then i might not even get the manangement position, because he made my manager hire a mananger until i got certified and we just can't fire this girl because we got me trained AGAIN. I have only worked three shifts since i have been back and had 27 hours. and yesterday was my first 13 hour shift being back. I was fucking exhausted. 10AM-midnight with two half hour breaks. It sucked but its cool, i dont work again until Thursday WOOT!! I am going to be doin a lot of sleeping.

Other than that i have nothing to really update about. So i am going to jump off this bandwagon and go find some grub! LATA.

For:
Sara - Syke Nah
Courtney - I'ma have to ask you to ________ (insert action here)
Jeanne Marie - Hey Hey Hey!!!
Emiily - Really?!?
Mr Bojangles - Hiss *arch back* swat at Kevin. *do somersault* Hiss Smoke Bowl. Sleep